A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs.
The guy says aloud, ‘Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?’
The parrot says, ‘I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.’
‘Holy crap,’ the guy replies. ‘You actually understood and answered me!’
‘I got every word,’ says the parrot. ‘I happen to be a highly intelligent and a thoroughly educated bird’
‘Oh yeah?’ the guy asks. ‘Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet?’
‘Well,’ the parrot says, ‘this